Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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