so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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