When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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