so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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