How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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