Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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