last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i've created a new STD.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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