MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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