you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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