did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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