Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
only if we run a train.
done.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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