Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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