At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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