Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
wow bdsm is so cute
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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