Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Found your dick twin last night
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
