We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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