I wanna bring you to show and tell
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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