like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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