ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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