I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
