Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
tell me about the fingering
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