I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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