she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
There r osticjed everywhere
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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