nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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