Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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