I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just found puke in my bra..
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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