haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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