Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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