Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
operation harelip BJ is a go
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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