I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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