I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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