Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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