that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Found your dick twin last night
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The air was thick with penises
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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