Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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