I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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