My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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