IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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