This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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