I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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