Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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