I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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