just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I want to fling myself into the sun
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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