Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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