Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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