no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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