Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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