I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
dude. I can hear the air.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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