he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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