my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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