There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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