at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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